Dracoco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus.

George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don’t forget. When you’re done, just give it a tap and say…
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: “Mischief Managed.” Otherwise anyone can read it.

Harington, who plays Ned Stark’s illegitimate son, Jon Snow, will soon head to Iceland to film his scenes at the icy Wall. But before he goes, we joined the imp, the knight and the “bastard” for a rare get-together to talk about love, politics and who should win the war. (And lest you think they’ve become so famous they’ve forgotten where they came from, Harington had to whisper into his cell, “I’ll call you back, Mum,” before we got started.)

dynastylnoire:

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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literally life with cats

Harry Potter Headcanons That Are Now Actually Canon:

prongs-and-padfoot:

  • Harry is an Auror
  • Ron was an Auror, but left to help George run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
  • Hermione is head of the DMLE
  • Neville married Hannah Abbott, who is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts
  • They’re still friends with Victor Krum
  • Ginny is a journalist 
  • Percy is the head of the Department of Magical Transportation
  • Teddy is rebellious and him and Victoire snog, like, all the time
  • Rita Skeeter is still a huge bitch
moosey-fallen-angel:

texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

Hell yeah

moosey-fallen-angel:

texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

Hell yeah

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

marauders4evr:

The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.

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This is not one of them.

skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok
juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
A dinosaur, probably (via girlxinxstory)
The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone.

Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final

headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus

(via castiowl)